Hello world, if you’re like me then you’ve been quarantined for close to 30 days and you may be getting a little restless. There is no definite date on when things will return back to normal if they ever return back to normal. Experts suggest mimicking your daily routine as best as you can and keeping yourself busy. Everyone has been coping with the shelter in place order in many different ways and in this post I will highlight the different types of people during the Global pandemic!
LET’S GET LIT! When this person heard the news of the global pandemic their number one priority was stocking up on alcohol! You may often see them tagging you in a see a chug send a chug challenge! STAY WOKE: Your woke friends are busy using this time to tell you how you should be starting a business with your stimulus checks, while at the same time telling you “$1200 ain’t no real money”. Well if “it ain’t no real money” just send me yours! My cash app is $kkbbyxoxo. Home improvements Your home improvement friends are using this time to start on a new project they saw on Pinterest that they have been wanting to try and haven’t had the time yet! You will see them on Snapchat painting their whole house and moving around furniture! College student The college students are home from college getting lit and showing up hungover to their zoom meetings. They are trying to convince their parents they are not alcoholics while they pour another vodka cran at 2:00 pm. Fitness junkie You will often see your fitness friends tagging you in push up challenges on Instagram while you try your hardest to avoid them like land mines . They always broadcast their home workouts and complain how they just don’t hit the same as going to the gym. Martha Stewart This person has been using this time to bake all the things they have saved to their watch later section of BuzzFeed tasty videos. You can see them on Snapchat showing off the fresh banana bread they just baked. Binge watcher This person’s sleep schedule is all out whack and they barely know what day it is from binge watching Netflix all day. They’re Probably watching Tiger King and they more than likely think that b**** Carole Baskin is the reason for the recent global pandemic. TikTok Star You can find the TikTok star on the fyp of your TikTok ap. They are using this time to attempt to go viral and dragging everyone in their homes down the TikTok rabbit hole with them. They are spending hours learning these super complex dance moves and trying to compete with the rich and spoiled kids already on this app. Thank god back in my day we only had to lean wit it rock wit it because I almost broke my toe trying to hit the renegade. Disney Obsessed. You can find all the Disney obsessed in their homes watching Disney fireworks shows on YouTube. Their daily playlist consists on the main street USA Loop, Future world Entrance Loop Etc. Alternatively they are doing tons of challenges which are opportunities to post various pictures of them in the parks and getting crafty making things to wear to their next visit to the parks. After reading this post which person do you think you are? I’ll admit I spent the first half of my break pretty sad then I became a fitness junkie, and now I am the Disney obsessed. Sound off in the comment section below on other ways you have been coping with the shelter in place order! Let me know which person you are and, through it all remember, we go on.
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